Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

When a relationship ends, it’s very rarely ever completely over, as this selection of messages – in which exes try and reignite the flames of passion with former squeezes – proves.  

However, ex partners from around the world, desperate to rekindle romance with women they’ve dumped or cheated on, were given short shrift in this sassy masterclass rounded up by withmyladies.com

There’s the woman who diminished her one-time partner with the line: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? Good, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’

And then there’s the texter who, after being peppered with a string of messages trying to make contact, simply wrote back ‘unsubscribe’. Ouch. 

Scroll down for a selection of attitude-filled replies that saw one-time partners well and truly kicked to the kerb…

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Beautiful nightmare: This romance is staying firmly in the past thanks to a non-nonsense come-back

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Now, that’s a heckle! Paige reels in her ex…and then unleashes the distance from the sun

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Not mincing their words…8th June means absolutely nothing but trouble to this person

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Keep it brief: Like a subscription you no longer want, this person bins their former flame

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Definitely not pulling punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

In your dreams, buddy! This woman offers an acerbic comeback to a sleazy message

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Washing my hair EVERY day: There’s no chance of a flat white between these two

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA
, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

This person is now sleeping like a baby…without a cheater in their life

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Failed at the first hurdle: rambling romantic messages don’t work if you spell someone’s name wrong

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

A little harsh, maybe: This person makes no bones about their lack of feeling for an ex

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Fell for it! This woman serves up her revenge properly cold

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Put-down! An over-dramatic message gets short shrift here

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

That’s my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Never go back: Branding her one-time love a mistake, this person is only looking to the future

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Such a joker: This iMessage evokes a string of laughter, and then a curt goodbye

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

No air: An apology for cheating gets this philanderer absolutely nowhere

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

, Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners, The Today News USA

Need you like a hole in the head: This person gives their old love the heave-ho